Pineapple Infiltration Execution Meeting

Welcome, esteemed members of the Pineapple Infiltration Team. Today we will discuss the intricacies of successfully executing a pineapple-based covert operation. Click here for the plan or here for the cover story development.

Agenda:

• Introduction to Pineapple-based Espionage
• Situational Awareness Training
• Discreet Pineapple Procurement
• Pineapple Disposal and Cover-up Techniques
• Team Infiltration Drill

Important Notes:

• No actual pineapples will be harmed during this training
• Use of real pineapples for demonstration purposes only
• Team members are expected to wear their best Pineapple-Infiltrator outfit

For any questions or concerns, please refer to the Information Security Briefing